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[apiphile]

grindr profile

fat gut, no ass
small dick (trans masc)
good beard, body hair
can't afford an uber there.
mid-forties, no chemsex
haven't had a message yet
non-smoker, won't date
will not suck your toes, mate.
can't host, kinda tricky,
i look like this and i'm still picky.

Comments

[wolfy_writing]

Good rhymes and word usage. I don't know the formal poetry words for it, but it flows well.

[apiphile]

metre! thank you very much <3

[kat_lair]

I sincerely hope this actually is your grindr profile

[apiphile]

Hah, as I've been explaining to a rather more active friend, I don't use it. The app just will not work at all now if you don't pay, and I strongly don't care enough about getting laid to pay for the possibility!